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Best Male Masturbators in 2018

For some, talking about male masturbators is embarrassing. Their faces light up with a nice shade of crimson, or they start laughing awkwardly. When I’ve brought it up around the dinner table with a group of friends, I’m usually not the most popular guy at the table. But if you ask me, those who have tried them won’t be embarrassed to talk about them. Those who haven’t tried them are only embarrassed to talk about them because they’re super interested to know more but don’t want to look desperate, or like they can’t get any action from a real live human.

But to that, I say ‘screw it’. Literally.

Male masturbators are what have been missing from your life. Women have been using and talking about sex toys for years - so why can’t men? I mean, most men would like to have sex what... 24 hours a day? Guaranteed 99% of men can’t find a partner to keep up with that kind of drive. Unless, of course, you turn to these amazing, realistic, lifelike male masturbator sex toys. The best partner you could wish for - always ready to go, never has a headache, and lets you play as rough (or as soft) as you like - because for them, the pleasure is ONLY about YOU.

So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at five of the best male masturbator sex toys currently on the market. See what you’ve been missing out on, shall we?

1ˢᵗ The Autoblow 2

Autoblow 2+

First, and quite possibly the best… the Autoblow 2+. This masturbator is often considered to be THE ULTIMATE in male masturbatory aids. And of course, for a very good reason. The Autoblow 2+ is considered to be the very first automatic blowjob machine for men. At just over 4 inches wide, it is nine inches in length, and it is designed to provide a very similar feeling and sensation to that of real oral sex.

So, if you’re a fan of getting blowjobs, or better yet - getting blowjobs whenever and wherever you want them - then read on my friends (aka every man on the planet).

What is the Autoblow 2+

Put simply, the Autoblow 2+ is a gift sent down to us men from heaven. At no other time in human history have men been able to get a blowjob whenever, wherever, and as frequently as they have wished. And that, my dear friends, is because receiving a blowjob used to involve another person. But my, how far we’ve come...

The Autoblow 2+ is a fully-automatic, hands-free blowjob machine. (Isn’t technology great??) You simply plug in this male masturbator directly to the wall, lube up your ol’ Johnson, and insert. Flip the switch, lean back with your favorite porn (or imagination) and ENJOY!

The outer case of the Autoblow 2+ is large, and made of plastic and if I’m being honest, not entirely sexy. However, once you feel that slip and slide of the realistic material that the sleeve is made of, you really couldn’t care less about the outside casing. Behind the realistic skin sleeve, they’ve put in rows of beads that stroke your shaft. You can control the speed with a quick flip of the wrist, and get the blowjob that you’ve always wanted. It feels so incredibly realistic! I know it’s hard to believe, because I was there myself! I was a tough sell in the beginning too, but I’m willing to try anything and I’m so glad I did. It’s definitely in the top 1% of blowjobs I’ve ever received - and I can get another whenever I want!

If you haven’t already ordered one, I’m going to go ahead and assume it’s because you’re still a little skeptical. Fair enough. But you’re going to want to watch the promo video the guys at Autoblow 2+ put together. A little humor and a lot of pleasure went into the making of this video, and it hits all the necessary spots. :) Check it out:


How does it work?

The Autoblow 2 actually functions very simply, which is one of the reasons why it has proven to be such a popular device. It plugs right into the wall, meaning you never have to worry about running out of power just when the going gets good…

The Autoblow 2+ features a set of pursed ‘lips', making it look more like you’re getting a real blowjob. Once the penis has been inserted, the device features a set of motorized rollers or beads that can be programmed at different speeds and settings. These are the magic tickets to the simulated experience of real oral sex.

The rollers move up and down the penis, and if you wish to adjust the speed, you simply do so by using the specially designed dial located on the bottom of the device. Once you’ve finished (and be careful the first time, as it might happen a lot faster than you’re expecting!) you can clean it easily by just slipping out the sleeve and washing it. So simple. So satisfying! :D

Main features include:

Autoblow 2 Sleeve Sizes

Sleeve system

The sleeve system is important on so many levels. First of all, the inner sleeve comes in three different sizes because, as well know, no two men are the same. The three sizes ensure that you fill the chamber correctly and get the right amount of pressure to really get you off. The sleeves are easily removable too, making it super simple to clean! And, of course - tired of getting blowjobs, and want some pussy action instead? Change the sleeve orifice to make that happen.

Power source

The main problem with battery operated sex toys is the fact that the batteries only have a limited life. Which means that if you're in the mood to get down and have some fun, it’s terribly upsetting to find that the batteries on your toy are flatter than a pancake. Talk about mood killer, wouldn't you say? The Autoblow 2+ however, plugs directly into the wall so it will never run out of juice before you do.


Safe and hygienic

Made out of only top quality materials with high-end craftsmanship, the Autoblow 2+ it is as safe and as hygienic as can be - which is, of course, a great thing to know. Not only is it grounded to prevent any type of electric short resulting in an unintended hot dog ;) but it is also safe from a hygiene standpoint as the sleeves can easily be removed and cleaned.

Sturdy construction and feels great

The Autoblow 2+ is very robust and sturdy, and is built to last. The motor itself is designed to provide upwards of 500 hours worth of continual usage, meaning it will last for years upon years with no issues in the slightest. Due to its fantastic design, the Autoblow 2+ really does feel amazing - so much better than simply using your hand to get yourself off. What's more, you can play with the settings so you can find which ones really work the best for you.

Autoblow 2 + Pros & Cons

Pros


  • It feels like a real blowjob - This is obviously the greatest part about the Autoblow 2+ and how could it not be? When I was told that this thing would feel like a real blowjob, I literally scoffed. ‘No way!’ And then… I tried it. And I ate my words. This thing is made out of an incredible skin-like material, and the way it strokes your cock is just unreal. Or rather… it’s VERY real.
  • Interchangeable sleeves - I’ve tried a lot of toys, and it’s not uncommon in the past to find that some are just too tight or too loose. With the Autoblow 2+ you get to actually choose the size that suits your own member best. It’s like a nice suit - it’s got to fit just right! And with these interchangeable sleeves you can do just that!
  • No batteries - Once you get your hands on one of these, you’ll never look back. Which is why it’s so amazing that although it’s 100% automatic, it doesn’t need batteries (which can get expensive!) Instead, you plug it right into the wall and use it as much as you can possibly handle!
  • Choose your own orifice - Remember when I said that you could change the sleeve size? Well, you can also change the orifice that you stick your cock into! Choose from pussy or mouth - or even better, check out the Real Doll sleeves - those not only FEEL realistic but LOOK just like a hot porn star too!
  • Well built - The Autoblow 2+ packs an industrial-strength motor, and is built to last! The makers claim it’s good for more than 500 hours of use. That’s a lot of pleasure!
  • Hands-free - This is something that really differentiates the Autoblow 2+ from a lot of other male masturbators. It is designed in such a way that you can actually use it completely hands-free. That means you’re free to do whatever else you may want to do while getting a blowjob. :)
  • Hygienic - I use this often, so it’s very important that it’s easy to clean. Just slip out the sleeves and wash them in warm soapy water and then let them completely air dry before storing.

Cons


  • Large size - It’s an amazing male stroker - but it’s not exactly discreet. The outside of it is a pretty large blue and white plastic case with a pussy or a mouth on one end. I don’t have huge hands, but it takes quite a grip, so sometimes it can be a bit awkward depending what position I’m in. However, once it’s on, it’s no problem. I just sit back and relax.
  • Accessories sold separately - Because of the larger size, I decided to buy the handle that they sell separately. It makes it a lot easier to handle, especially if you’re like me and like to get creative with the positions to help it mimic real sex. You can also get the storage case which I have as well and it helps keep it clean and out of the way of prying eyes. And the accessories are great, but I do think they should be included in the price of the toy.
  • Expensive - I think I’ve seen it sold for $160 most places, and although it’s a bit on the high end for a “toy” I’m telling you that this is way more than a toy. Now that I’ve tried it, I would actually pay 3 times that price - but it is a bit off-putting at first if you don’t know what you’re getting.
  • Incredibly powerful - This could also be a pro. I put it as a con, because the first time I tried it I blew my load before I realized what was happening. But now that I’m used to it, I can keep myself going much longer.




Autoblow 2+ vs Fleshlight STU

First off, I’ve got to say that both of these are great male masturbators - and I actually use them both quite regularly. It just depends on my mood which one I choose. Or rather, it often depends on my energy levels. The most obvious difference between the two is that the Autoblow 2+ is fully automatic, while the Fleshlight STU is NOT. Just like the typical Fleshlight line of toys, it provides an incredible feeling for your cock… but you’ve still got to do the hands-on work to really reap the benefits. So when I’m ready to just completely relax and get off - I go for the Autoblow. It might also be worth mentioning that since the STU is specifically designed to enhance stamina, it’s a REALLY tight fit. Some may like that, some may not.

Autoblow 2+ vs Ashley Labret's Just 18

While the Autoblow 2+ does a damn good job at simulating the feeling of a real blowjob, Ashley Labret’s Just 18 Pussy does a damn good job of simulating the look of a pussy. It’s actually molded from Ashley herself, so if you throw on some porn while you thrust her from behind, it’s almost like the real thing. And it feels pretty realistic too when you add a bit of lube and use your imagination. However, I still have to say that the Autoblow 2+ has it beat on feeling. There’s something about those beads that stroke up and down inside the chamber that are just so incredibly realistic. Ashley has two holes and looks great laying ass up, but she doesn’t exactly do much work. She’s just there for the taking… great masturbator for guys who find the visual appeal of the toy important.

Autoblow 2+ vs Supreme Head Exciter

Two automatic male strokers - they’ve got to be pretty similar, right? Wrong!

They actually don’t have much in common other than being automatic. The Autoblow 2+ takes in the entire (or almost entire) cock for stroking pleasure along the shaft. The Supreme Head Exciter (aka SHE) takes in about 3 inches only. The Autoblow 2+ strokes the whole shaft while SHE has more of a vibrational movement just on the head of the penis. The Autoblow can be used completely hands-free while SHE cannot. However, SHE is very discreet and is great for travel. SHE also takes 4 AA batteries, which means SHE is very portable (as opposed to the Autoblow 2+ which plugs into the wall) but it also means having to purchase more batteries (and the danger of running out of power mid-session).

But what’s that saying…? “Opposites attract.” And in this case, I think that’s true. They are a great pair to have in your toy box so you have a great toy for any occasion that may arise.

Autoblow 2+ vs X40 Water Penis Pump

If you’re looking for something that feels absolutely amazing every time, and that’s all you care about… then the Autoblow 2+ is going to be your best choice. However, if you’re looking for something that feels pretty darn good while also increasing the size of your penis…. Then the X40 Water Penis Pump is your new best friend. It can be brought into the shower or hot tub because it’s completely waterproof, and you can watch your penis grow through the clear tube. (I have to admit that was more of a turn-on than I expected). This is also a great feature if you’re using this toy with your partner. Trust me. They’ll like it. And so will you.


Autoblow 2+ Buyer's Guide

Autoblow 2

What lube should I use?

First of all I need to clear something up:

YES! LUBE IS IMPORTANT!

I don’t know how many times I’ve been asked about whether or not lube is really necessary, or if male sex toy companies are just trying to make an additional sale. Let me tell you, that is not the case. The lube is not a scam! Have you ever had a blowjob in a dry mouth? You need lube. You need to ensure that your cock doesn’t get stuck on its way in, giving you something akin to rug burn along the shaft. Imagine how painful that would be!

Lube is necessary, and the best type to use is water-based lube. I say this because although oil or silicone-based lubes can last longer, they can damage some of the delicate materials that most male masturbators are made with. Play it safe, and stick with the water-based lubes to make sure you don’t harm your stroker.

How Do I Clean It?

Thankfully, cleaning the Autoblow 2+ is incredibly simple. The sleeve slips completely out of the blue and white canister for easy washing. You can use a mild soap with warm water, or if you really want the material to last as long as possible, get one of the gentle toy cleansers specifically made for these toys. They are mild yet antibacterial which is important.

You also have to make sure that you let it completely dry before putting it away. Leaving water inside these sleeves can become a breeding ground for bacteria and odors so ensure to let them completely dry first. As for the container, because of the electrical components, never submerse it under water. The sleeve is going to be the real messy part, but if the container does get messy somehow, just wipe it with a damp, soapy cloth.

How do I Store it Properly?

I strongly suggest you purchase the storage case that is sold on the Autoblow 2+ website. It’s a soft bag that just helps to protect your precious pleasure machine when it’s not in use.

If you don’t choose to purchase the storage case then just make sure you keep it stored in a place where it won’t be in direct contact with other toys. Especially the sleeves. These realistic skin materials don’t always interact well with other stroker materials, and if they’re stored touching it can damage the sleeve. Your best bet would be to wrap each sleeve (if you’ve got more than one) in an old t-shirt or face towel so they’re not touching anything else, and then find an old box to store them in. But be sure to remember only to store them once they’re completely dry!

What It Feels Like?

In one word… Amazing. The Autoblow 2+ feels amazing.

When you lube up and stick your cock inside, you can feel the tightness of the top of the sleeve. Then as you push it further in, with the wetness of the lube against the incredibly realistic skin material, it’s hard to say whether you’re inside a warm, wet mouth… or a warm, wet pussy. But either one is fine by me!

I find that it’s when you flip the switch and Autoblow 2+ starts stroking you that it begins to feel more like a blowjob than sex - but then again I think it depends on what’s happening in your imagination. But the beads that are just behind the sleeve start stroking back and forth, and you can honestly forget about the world around you. I love to play with the speeds and see how many times I can almost reach orgasm before I finally let it go.

What I think about the Autoblow 2+

The Autoblow 2+ is one of the more expensive male masturbators that are on the market, but then again you do get what you pay for. This is by far the best male sex toy I’ve tried. Unlike others where you have to use your own two hands - something I was tired of doing which is why I started looking into these male sex toys in the first place - the Autoblow 2+ is fully automated. You can literally just lay back and relax while this incredible machine simulates one of the best blowjob experiences of your life. And then it will do it again if you want it to.

I think that the Autoblow 2+ is a wonderful, beautiful gift from creator Brian Sloan to all of mankind. The day you try this masturbator is the first day of the rest of your life.




How to get the most from the Autoblow 2+ experience

  1. Buy it - It’s super obvious, I know. The thing is, you can sit here and read all about it all day if you really want to, but until you have it in your sweaty, excited hands, none of this means anything. It’s really just a tiny investment when you consider the many hours of pleasure you’ll get from it.
  2. Try different positions - Get a blowjob while you lay on the bed. Get another one while you sit at the dinner table. Try getting down on all fours and see what happens. Just like real sex, the Autoblow 2+ feels different at all different angles. Playing around with different positions will help you find amazing ways to get off - variety is the spice of life, am I right?
  3. Stay lubricated - I already said it, but it’s seriously important. Not only will water-based lubricant help you from getting your dick stuck - but it’s what takes the realistic feeling to the next level. Whether you’re in a mouth or a pussy, it’s that warm, wet feeling that we all really love. And so lubricant is incredibly important if you want to get the best feeling possible.
  4. Take advantage of the hands-free option - One of the best things about the Autoblow 2+ is that you can use it completely hands-free. This means you can use your hands for other things: playing video games, flipping through porn on the internet, or one of my favourites - exploring other sensitive parts of my body (while flicking through porn of course) to see just how big of a load I can blow.
  5. Buy the different sleeves - One sleeve is definitely enough, but more sleeves are better! It’s nice to change up the experience by using the mouth sleeve one day, and the pussy the next. I also highly recommend the Real Doll sleeves. The actual Real Dolls are way beyond my price range at this point, but this is a great experience of them on a smaller scale. (If you’ve never seen the Real Dolls, Google it. They’re unbelievable.)

Overall Experience

Overall, the Autoblow 2+ is considered to be one of the best male masturbators currently on the market, and it’s gaining popularity on a near daily basis. If you're looking for a hands-free, safe, hygienic, powerful, and effective male masturbator, you should seriously consider adding the Autoblow 2+ to your collection.

Out of all of the male masturbators out there, the Autoblow 2+ is probably one of the most well-known and it’s for a good reason. I’ve used my more than I’d like to publicly acknowledge, and it’s still in such great condition. I’ve never had any issues with it, and it knows exactly how to get me off!

For me, the fact that it’s fully automatic really adds to the realism. When I’m getting a real blowjob I’m not having to shake my hand back and forth. With most of the other strokers you still have to make that same hand motion like you’re jerking off. With the Autoblow 2+ I just put on some of my favorite porn, lean back, and let it do all the work. And the best part? I can get it whenever I want it! No questions asked.


2ᶮᵈ Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU)

Next up, we have the stamina training unit from Fleshlight. The stamina training unit, or STU, is quickly becoming a contender for one of the most popular male masturbatory aids on the market, and it is easy to understand why. The STU from Fleshlight, is designed to not only help provide pleasure, but to actually help enhance your sex drive and sexual function in the process. Fleshlights are now globally recognized as being some of the most popular and well-made masturbatory aids in the world, and with the STU, they are really looking to take things to the next level.

Fleshlight STU

How does it work?

Inside the STU are hundreds of sensitivity balls that are designed to enhance pleasure and provide an additionally realistic experience. It is referred to as a stamina training unit, because this device is unlike regular fleshlights. The STU is designed to be much, much tighter than regular fleshlights, and is designed to provide even more pressure and be additionally pleasurable. The basic premise is that the device feels so great, that it will bring you to climax much quicker than usual. The idea here is that users will fight the urge to climax, and will therefore be able to train themselves to last longer before they do eventually ejaculate. If you suffer with premature ejaculation, the STU is ideal because the more you use it, the longer you will be able to last - whether on your own or with a partner.

Main features include:

Discreet design

Like other Felshlight devices, the STU is designed with discretion in mind, as at first glance it looks like nothing more than just a regular flashlight – hence the name. This is ideal for anybody worried about snooping hands or prying eyes, so in theory, the device could actually be hidden in plain sight.

Even more pleasure

Regular fleshlights feel great, but the STU is designed to feel tighter and to provide even more pressure, which equals even more pleasure. Some people may use the STU to help make them better lovers and to help them last longer, whereas others may simply use it as a way of quickly getting off in the most pleasurable way imaginable.

Clean and hygienic

Like other fleshlights, the STU sleeves can easily be washed and dried as necessary, making them very clean, very safe, and very hygienic.

Different sleeves

We realize that all men pack different sized equipment - and it appears that Fleshlight realizes this too. That’s why the STU comes complete with different sized sleeves, so all sizes of men can be accommodated.

Fleshlight STU Pros & Cons

Pros


  • Super tight - Designed to increase your stamina, the inside of this particular Fleshlight is really tight. (Make sure to use lots of lube!) But it definitely works! Within a couple weeks of use, you’ll notice that you can last a lot longer than the first use. Just imagine what your partner will think when you actually get into bed next!
  • Discreet - One of the originals, Fleshlight designed their strokers to be as discreet as possible, looking like nothing more than a regular flashlight at first glance. This, combined with the compact size, makes it the ideal choice for gym bags, carry-on bags or even desk drawers - always ready and waiting whenever you need a sexual release!
  • Realistic feel - Made of a high quality skin-like material, with a bit of lube you’ll really start to feel like you’re inside a warm and sexy lover. The smoothness of the material combined with the sensitivity balls is sure to send you over the edge quick!
  • Waterproof - Because there are no batteries or automation, you can feel free to bring this Fleshlight into the shower or bath. Just be careful with swimming pools or hot tubs as the chemicals in the water may wear down the material faster.

Cons


  • Hand operated - If you’re looking for a male masturbator because you’re tired of moving your hand back and forth so much, you won’t get much of a reprieve with this toy. It will, however, feel way better than just the palm of your hand.
  • Super tight - I know. This was a pro as well. But it’s really super tight. So if you’re prone to squirtin’ really early, this may be TOO much for you. Although you want to build stamina, you may want to try a larger stroker first.

Overall Experience

Overall, the Fleshlight STU is definitely a male masturbator that I would recommend. It’s a pretty good price, and for those men out there who are looking to increase their longevity in the sack, then this will definitely help! I’d actually love to know how long you last the first time you use it - I can bet it’s less than a couple minutes! Those sensitivity beads in the shaft are really quite intense.

Plus, with the discreet look and compact size it’s a great stroker to have on hand at any time. Whether it’s your bedside table, your desk at work, or even your golf bag… it’s ready to use whenever you feel that urge. To really get the most out of the stamina training it was intended for, get yourself as close to climax as possible, and then stop. Keep doing that as many times as you can before you blow. You’ll thank me for that tip later.

3ʳᵈ Ashley Labret's Just 18 Life Size Pussy

Ever wanted to screw a porn star? That brings us to the third toy on our list - the Ashley Labret Just 18 Life Size Pussy. I think the name says quite a bit, don’t you?

For some men, a Fleshlight, Autoblow or other stroker just isn't enough. Many men crave something looks as realistic as it feels. And that’s where Ashley Labret's Just 18 Life Size Pussy comes in. This beautiful male sex toy ticks all of the boxes and meets all of the aforementioned criteria, which is why it has made it onto our list of popular masturbatory aids designed specifically for men.

If you're unfamiliar with Ashley Labret, you may want to look her up. Trust me, you'll certainly be in for a treat, as upon setting eyes on her, it’s no secret as why she is such a popular adult star. And this masturbator is actually made from a real bust of her genitalia, and it is therefore considered to be the definitive recreation of Ashley, both on the inside, and out. The device weighs in at 15 pounds, and is the perfect molding of the adult star if you imagine her from behind. Featuring moulds of her buttocks, her pussy, and her upper thighs, you won't get much realer than this. The material is made from ultra-real cyberskin that is ribbed inside for even more pleasure. The opening is tight and lifelike, and the device is easy to clean. It comes in a discreet white box so storing it needn't be a chore either.

Ashley Labret's Just 18 Life Size Pussy

How does it work?

Basically, the device is just there, ready for you to use, whenever and wherever you please. Lube up your member to get Ashley night and wet, and stick it in. I won’t tell you what to do after that… I’m sure you’ll have a great time figuring it out on your own.

Main features:


Lifelike

Obviously, the main selling feature of this device is the fact that it looks (and feels) like the super sexy porn star, Ashley Labret. Shaped from real moldings of Ashley, using ultra-realistic lifelike materials such as cyberskin, I’m telling you - if you close your eyes and use your imagination, you will feel as if you are getting down with Ashley herself. Especially if you throw a little POV porn at the same time - it’s seriously remarkable.

Clean and hygienic

The materials used to make this product, both inside and out, are very easy to clean and maintain, making this a very hygienic product indeed. Once you are finished, you can clean up using warm water and a mild soap - or if you want to really ensure the lifelike material lasts, use a special sex toy cleaning solution usually available to purchase at the same place you buy the toy. Then of course, leave it to dry fully before storing it and she’ll be ready for the next time you wish to use it.

Easy to store

So, since the product is to scale, you can't exactly store it in your bedside dresser drawer, but because of its handy design, plus the fact that it comes in a discreet white box, you can easily find an old cupboard or wardrobe and store the product there. What do they say... where there’s a will, there’s a way - right?

Most importantly, however, is to ensure that your beautiful replica of Ashley is nice and clean and completely dry before you put her to bed. Er, I mean put her away. If you don’t clean her properly and let her dry, you can create a breeding ground for bacteria. And with bacteria comes nasty smells too. These are things you obviously want to avoid. Also make sure to store her separately. These lifelike materials aren’t also compatible with other materials and allowing them to touch during storage can ruin them. Store her in the designated box, or wrap her in an old t-shirt for protection when storing.

Ashley Labret's Just 18 Pros & Cons

Pros


  • Super realistic look - It’s literally molded from the pussy and ass of a real porn star - created from material that feels freakishly like real skin. What more can you ask for as far as realism? I mean the thing even weighs 15 pounds so it can stay sturdy as you pound away. The only thing missing is that screams of delight Miss Ashley would be singing if it was really her.
  • Weighted - I know… I just mentioned the fact that it’s weighted. But to me, that’s what makes this particular toy so incredibly realistic. She sits sturdily on whatever surface you put her on, and she never complains about getting a leg cramp or being uncomfortable. She’s literally sitting there, ass up, waiting for you to screw her.
  • More holes, more pleasure - With her ass up in the air, feel free to stick it in the hole you please. Ashley’s got separate holes for her pussy and ass - and some sexy red lace panties she’s just dying for you to get into.
  • Feels amazing - Despite not being actually human, the material used and the super realistic look make the feeling one of the best I’ve experienced. I love just putting on some porn and going at her. Feels so real.

Cons


  • Not exactly discreet - Okay, so a 15 pound pussy and ass isn’t exactly something you can throw in your drawer if someone approaches unexpected. But she’s worth the little bit of extra storage hassle.
  • Hygiene - Unlike the Autoblow 2+ or the Fleshlight, there are no removable sleeves, so cleaning is slightly more difficult. However, because of the open-ended design, it’s really easier than it looks.

Overall Experience

Overall, for men who are looking for a masturbatory aid that is more realistic and lifelike, the Ashley Labret's Just 18 Life Size Pussy is the product for you. On top of that, for fans of Ashley herself, this really is a must-have product as it is taken from real moldings of the Goddess herself.

The weight and shape of this Ashley masturbation tool is perfect. It’s just heavy enough that you can really pound away at it, but not so heavy that it’s a pain in the ass to move it around the house. I mean, part of the pleasure of having Ashley Labret in my house is being able to make sweet sweet love to her whenever and WHEREVER I please.

4ᵗʰ Supreme Head Exciter Vibrating Knob Gobbler

Coming in at number 4, we have the supreme head exciter vibrating knob gobbler. This device, as you can probably ascertain from the name, is a device that is designed specifically to simulate the feelings you would experience if you were receiving oral sex. Whereas other male masturbator toys and blowjob machines are designed to stimulate the entire penis, the main difference with the supreme head exciter vibrating knob gobbler, is the fact that it is only the head of the penis that is stimulated - making this the ultimate sex toy for men who enjoy the feeling of being teased before they reach climax.

Supreme Head Exciter Vibrating Knob Gobbler

How does it work?

Well, it’s pretty simple. You lube up the tip of your penis, insert the head into the device, and then lay back and enjoy the feelings of intense pleasure washing over you as you receive sexual gratification of the highest order. The sucking action created by the device will not let up until you reach climax, so you can rest assured that you are guaranteed one hell of a good time when you break open this baby. The device has different speed and vibration settings, which are known as ‘whip' and ‘hummer'. These settings can easily be controlled by you, using the sliding control device, as and when you require. You get full control, which is one of the things that men love about this product. Inside the product you will find a soft, realistic, and ribbed texture designed to send your pleasure sensors into override. It is three inches in depth, which is more than enough to accommodate even the largest of penis heads; so again, all men will be taken care of, regardless of shape or size.

Main features:

Speed settings

As the device has two separate speed settings, you, the user, will be placed in firm control as you can alternate them as you wish, creating an entire custom-made session of pure self pleasure. Some prefer the hummer setting, some prefer the whip setting, and some prefer mixing and matching. It really comes down to what works for you - and of course, how long you want the pleasure to last.

Battery powered

The device is battery powered, so providing you have plenty of batteries on hand, you are in for hours and hours of discreet fun. Running off of 4 x AA batteries, it provides powerful satisfaction, all in a very discreet manner.

Hygienic

As with all other male masturbators, the key to a great product is designing it to be as clean, safe, and hygienic as possible. This device is certainly all of the above, as it can be cleaned thoroughly in a matter of seconds.

Supreme Head Exciter Pros & Cons

Pros


  • Realistic feel - There is something about the way Supreme Head Exciter feels that I just haven’t found in any other toys. Because it’s focused more on the head of my penis, in some ways it feels more realistic since it’s pretty few and far between when it comes to women who can actually deepthroat you, am I right? So in that sense, this feels a bit more realistic just having the head sucked hard.
  • Powerful vibrations - I honestly wasn’t sure how I would feel about the ‘vibrations’. I know I love the stroking that the others offer, but vibrations? Wasn’t sure. However, upon using this stroker I found out that I DEFINITELY LIKE VIBRATIONS! Even though this gadget only really covers the head of your Johnson, the vibrations give a real all-encompassing feel.
  • Easy to use - Super simple. Lube it up, slip it in, turn it on. Change the vibration modes with the dial on the side if you want to. Then blow your load. It really is that simple.
  • Discreet - The size of the Supreme Head Exciter is a good thing if you’re looking for something that can be easily hidden - and can be taken easily on an overnight trip or holiday.

Cons


  • Takes a lot of batteries - While this thing does feel really good, it also takes 4 batteries at a time! And because of the power of this stroker as well, I don’t get to use it many times before I have to change the batteries. I keep an extra set of rechargeables nearby.
  • Length - Unlike some of the other strokers, this one is only 3 inches deep, which means that you don’t get that same all-over-pleasure that you get from some of the bigger toys.

Overall Experience

For those of you looking for something a little different than the standard male masturbators currently on the market, the supreme head exciter vibrating knob gobbler is absolutely ideal. Although it is only the head of the penis that is stimulated, you won’t feel as though you’re missing out. The satisfaction that this small and discreet device generates is seriously off the charts.

The vibrations offer something more akin to a sucking motion - so it’s not hard to imagine that you’ve got someone down there sucking away until your own heart’s content. It cleans up easily, it’s simple to use, it’s discreet, and it really works. The main concern that you’ll probably encounter is that you’ll have to figure out which speeds to use and when so that you don’t end up shooting off as soon as you start. It’s pretty strong, so it takes some getting used to - but hey - there could be worse things in life wouldn’t you agree?

5ᵗʰ X40 Water Penis Pump

Last but not least on this list of amazing male masturbators is the X40 water penis pump. This is a bit different than the rest of the list, and is certainly one of the more radical offerings you are likely to find. The X40 water penis pump is designed to help provide a realistic sucking feeling as you use the product to get yourself off. This penis pump is not only designed to mimic what it feels like to be engaging in sexual activity with a real life woman, but it is also designed to increase the overall size of your manhood in the process.

Wait - hold up - I know what you’re thinking. “It feels like a blowjob AND it makes my dick bigger?! Why don’t I already have one?”

#TRUTHBOMB - you should have one.

The X40 Water Pump is designed to enhance the overall length of the shaft, as well as helping to provide users with harder and more prominent erections which also last longer. This makes it not only beneficial for pleasuring yourself, but it’s also perfect for helping to deal with sexual dysfunctions and for enhancing and improving your sex life in the process.

X40 Water Penis Pump

How does it work

Basically, the pump is filled with water, which you will then displace as you insert your penis. This in turn will help to create an airtight vacuum around your penis that not only feels absolutely amazing, but also helps to increase the length, width, and strength of your penis in the process. So you can’t really argue that it’s a win-win situation overall, am I right?

You just fill it with warm water, insert your penis into the sleeve, and enjoy as the suction gets you off and increases the size of your manhood in the process. The cup even features measurement markings so you can compare your size before and after, proving just much larger you’ve become. And of course, there is a safety release valve to ensure that you receive nothing but pleasure from this wonderful male sex toy.

Main features:

Increased penis size

One of the best features of this device is the fact that it has been proven to increase the size of your penis, and to help you achieve longer-lasting, and more prominent erections in the process.

Water proof

Obviously, as the device relies on water to create the suction, the product itself is fully waterproof, so you can use it in the bath or shower, helping to really make bath/shower time that much more enjoyable.

Simple to use and hygienic

The device is very simple to use, as you simply add the water, insert your penis, and let the suction do the rest. What's more, as it is waterproof and is designed to be used in water, cleaning up and ensuring it remains hygienic and sterile is incredibly simple.

X40 Water Penis Pump Pros & Cons

Pros


  • Bigger penis - You’ve probably heard it before too: “It’s not the size that matters, but how you use it” And sure, that’s true I guess to some degree, but when have you ever had a woman turn you away because you super hard cock is just too big? I’ll guess never. So if you can get some pleasure out of it while you increase the size… why not?
  • Feels great - I was surprised to find out just how good this feels, since I assumed it was designed solely for increasing penis size. But when you use it, it’s actually very arousing. I mean, I wouldn’t say it’s anything like the Autoblow 2+ but if you’re looking for extra size and a bigger erection at the same time - then this is perfect!
  • Fully waterproof - This is actually a pretty fun feature. I have to admit I’ve brought it into the shower on more than one occasion. Watching my man grow as I stand in the water is incredible.
  • Cost-effective - This is a high quality pump that is very reasonably priced. If you’re looking for something that’s effective and doesn’t break the bank then the X40 Water Penis Pump is more than suitable.

Cons


  • Not realistic - It’s a clear tube where you watch your penis grow. There is obviously nothing about this that looks anything like a real partner. The feeling is great, but I wouldn’t consider it realistic to sex… perhaps in some ways like a blowjob.
  • Hand-powered - Okay, so it’s actually kind of powered by water, but it’s not automatic. It still takes work on your part to get any type of pleasure. Not a deal breaker of course, but something to keep in mind.

Overall Experience

If you're worried that you don't quite measure up to other men, or if you're simply looking for a fun and pleasurable way to pass the time when you soak in the bath, the X40 Water Penis Pump is the perfect product for you. It is simple to use, it cleans easily, it has been proven to work, and you only need to use the product for around 15 minutes at a time, before you notice very real and very prominent results.

As far as penis pumps go, this one is definitely at the top of the list. Not all pumps work, and some kind of hurt. But not this one. The use of water helps to make a more gentle and pleasurable experience - so pleasurable in fact, that penis enlargement often falls to the wayside when it comes to reason I use the X40 pump. I love bringing it in the shower and just imagining I’m getting sucked off in there. So good.