Best Male Masturbators in 2018
For some, talking about male masturbators is embarrassing. Their faces light up with a nice shade of crimson, or they start laughing awkwardly. When I’ve brought it up around the dinner table with a group of friends, I’m usually not the most popular guy at the table. But if you ask me, those who have tried them won’t be embarrassed to talk about them. Those who haven’t tried them are only embarrassed to talk about them because they’re super interested to know more but don’t want to look desperate, or like they can’t get any action from a real live human.
But to that, I say ‘screw it’. Literally.
Male masturbators are what have been missing from your life. Women have been using and talking about sex toys for years - so why can’t men? I mean, most men would like to have sex what... 24 hours a day? Guaranteed 99% of men can’t find a partner to keep up with that kind of drive. Unless, of course, you turn to these amazing, realistic, lifelike male masturbator sex toys. The best partner you could wish for - always ready to go, never has a headache, and lets you play as rough (or as soft) as you like - because for them, the pleasure is ONLY about YOU.
So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at five of the best male masturbator sex toys currently on the market. See what you’ve been missing out on, shall we?
1ˢᵗ The Autoblow 2
First, and quite possibly the best… the Autoblow 2+. This masturbator is often considered to be THE ULTIMATE in male masturbatory aids. And of course, for a very good reason. The Autoblow 2+ is considered to be the very first automatic blowjob machine for men. At just over 4 inches wide, it is nine inches in length, and it is designed to provide a very similar feeling and sensation to that of real oral sex.
So, if you’re a fan of getting blowjobs, or better yet - getting blowjobs whenever and wherever you want them - then read on my friends (aka every man on the planet).
What is the Autoblow 2+
Put simply, the Autoblow 2+ is a gift sent down to us men from heaven. At no other time in human history have men been able to get a blowjob whenever, wherever, and as frequently as they have wished. And that, my dear friends, is because receiving a blowjob used to involve another person. But my, how far we’ve come...
The Autoblow 2+ is a fully-automatic, hands-free blowjob machine. (Isn’t technology great??) You simply plug in this male masturbator directly to the wall, lube up your ol’ Johnson, and insert. Flip the switch, lean back with your favorite porn (or imagination) and ENJOY!
The outer case of the Autoblow 2+ is large, and made of plastic and if I’m being honest, not entirely sexy. However, once you feel that slip and slide of the realistic material that the sleeve is made of, you really couldn’t care less about the outside casing. Behind the realistic skin sleeve, they’ve put in rows of beads that stroke your shaft. You can control the speed with a quick flip of the wrist, and get the blowjob that you’ve always wanted. It feels so incredibly realistic! I know it’s hard to believe, because I was there myself! I was a tough sell in the beginning too, but I’m willing to try anything and I’m so glad I did. It’s definitely in the top 1% of blowjobs I’ve ever received - and I can get another whenever I want!
If you haven’t already ordered one, I’m going to go ahead and assume it’s because you’re still a little skeptical. Fair enough. But you’re going to want to watch the promo video the guys at Autoblow 2+ put together. A little humor and a lot of pleasure went into the making of this video, and it hits all the necessary spots. :) Check it out:
How does it work?
The Autoblow 2 actually functions very simply, which is one of the reasons why it has proven to be such a popular device. It plugs right into the wall, meaning you never have to worry about running out of power just when the going gets good…
The Autoblow 2+ features a set of pursed ‘lips', making it look more like you’re getting a real blowjob. Once the penis has been inserted, the device features a set of motorized rollers or beads that can be programmed at different speeds and settings. These are the magic tickets to the simulated experience of real oral sex.
The rollers move up and down the penis, and if you wish to adjust the speed, you simply do so by using the specially designed dial located on the bottom of the device. Once you’ve finished (and be careful the first time, as it might happen a lot faster than you’re expecting!) you can clean it easily by just slipping out the sleeve and washing it. So simple. So satisfying! :D
Main features include:
The sleeve system is important on so many levels. First of all, the inner sleeve comes in three different sizes because, as well know, no two men are the same. The three sizes ensure that you fill the chamber correctly and get the right amount of pressure to really get you off. The sleeves are easily removable too, making it super simple to clean! And, of course - tired of getting blowjobs, and want some pussy action instead? Change the sleeve orifice to make that happen.
The main problem with battery operated sex toys is the fact that the batteries only have a limited life. Which means that if you're in the mood to get down and have some fun, it’s terribly upsetting to find that the batteries on your toy are flatter than a pancake. Talk about mood killer, wouldn't you say? The Autoblow 2+ however, plugs directly into the wall so it will never run out of juice before you do.
Safe and hygienic
Made out of only top quality materials with high-end craftsmanship, the Autoblow 2+ it is as safe and as hygienic as can be - which is, of course, a great thing to know. Not only is it grounded to prevent any type of electric short resulting in an unintended hot dog ;) but it is also safe from a hygiene standpoint as the sleeves can easily be removed and cleaned.
Sturdy construction and feels great
The Autoblow 2+ is very robust and sturdy, and is built to last. The motor itself is designed to provide upwards of 500 hours worth of continual usage, meaning it will last for years upon years with no issues in the slightest. Due to its fantastic design, the Autoblow 2+ really does feel amazing - so much better than simply using your hand to get yourself off. What's more, you can play with the settings so you can find which ones really work the best for you.
Autoblow 2 + Pros & Cons
- It feels like a real blowjob - This is obviously the greatest part about the Autoblow 2+ and how could it not be? When I was told that this thing would feel like a real blowjob, I literally scoffed. ‘No way!’ And then… I tried it. And I ate my words. This thing is made out of an incredible skin-like material, and the way it strokes your cock is just unreal. Or rather… it’s VERY real.
- Interchangeable sleeves - I’ve tried a lot of toys, and it’s not uncommon in the past to find that some are just too tight or too loose. With the Autoblow 2+ you get to actually choose the size that suits your own member best. It’s like a nice suit - it’s got to fit just right! And with these interchangeable sleeves you can do just that!
- No batteries - Once you get your hands on one of these, you’ll never look back. Which is why it’s so amazing that although it’s 100% automatic, it doesn’t need batteries (which can get expensive!) Instead, you plug it right into the wall and use it as much as you can possibly handle!
- Choose your own orifice - Remember when I said that you could change the sleeve size? Well, you can also change the orifice that you stick your cock into! Choose from pussy or mouth - or even better, check out the Real Doll sleeves - those not only FEEL realistic but LOOK just like a hot porn star too!
- Well built - The Autoblow 2+ packs an industrial-strength motor, and is built to last! The makers claim it’s good for more than 500 hours of use. That’s a lot of pleasure!
- Hands-free - This is something that really differentiates the Autoblow 2+ from a lot of other male masturbators. It is designed in such a way that you can actually use it completely hands-free. That means you’re free to do whatever else you may want to do while getting a blowjob. :)
- Hygienic - I use this often, so it’s very important that it’s easy to clean. Just slip out the sleeves and wash them in warm soapy water and then let them completely air dry before storing.
- Large size - It’s an amazing male stroker - but it’s not exactly discreet. The outside of it is a pretty large blue and white plastic case with a pussy or a mouth on one end. I don’t have huge hands, but it takes quite a grip, so sometimes it can be a bit awkward depending what position I’m in. However, once it’s on, it’s no problem. I just sit back and relax.
- Accessories sold separately - Because of the larger size, I decided to buy the handle that they sell separately. It makes it a lot easier to handle, especially if you’re like me and like to get creative with the positions to help it mimic real sex. You can also get the storage case which I have as well and it helps keep it clean and out of the way of prying eyes. And the accessories are great, but I do think they should be included in the price of the toy.
- Expensive - I think I’ve seen it sold for $160 most places, and although it’s a bit on the high end for a “toy” I’m telling you that this is way more than a toy. Now that I’ve tried it, I would actually pay 3 times that price - but it is a bit off-putting at first if you don’t know what you’re getting.
- Incredibly powerful - This could also be a pro. I put it as a con, because the first time I tried it I blew my load before I realized what was happening. But now that I’m used to it, I can keep myself going much longer.
Autoblow 2+ vs Fleshlight STU
First off, I’ve got to say that both of these are great male masturbators - and I actually use them both quite regularly. It just depends on my mood which one I choose. Or rather, it often depends on my energy levels. The most obvious difference between the two is that the Autoblow 2+ is fully automatic, while the Fleshlight STU is NOT. Just like the typical Fleshlight line of toys, it provides an incredible feeling for your cock… but you’ve still got to do the hands-on work to really reap the benefits. So when I’m ready to just completely relax and get off - I go for the Autoblow. It might also be worth mentioning that since the STU is specifically designed to enhance stamina, it’s a REALLY tight fit. Some may like that, some may not.
Autoblow 2+ vs Ashley Labret's Just 18
While the Autoblow 2+ does a damn good job at simulating the feeling of a real blowjob, Ashley Labret’s Just 18 Pussy does a damn good job of simulating the look of a pussy. It’s actually molded from Ashley herself, so if you throw on some porn while you thrust her from behind, it’s almost like the real thing. And it feels pretty realistic too when you add a bit of lube and use your imagination. However, I still have to say that the Autoblow 2+ has it beat on feeling. There’s something about those beads that stroke up and down inside the chamber that are just so incredibly realistic. Ashley has two holes and looks great laying ass up, but she doesn’t exactly do much work. She’s just there for the taking… great masturbator for guys who find the visual appeal of the toy important.
Autoblow 2+ vs Supreme Head Exciter
Two automatic male strokers - they’ve got to be pretty similar, right? Wrong!
They actually don’t have much in common other than being automatic. The Autoblow 2+ takes in the entire (or almost entire) cock for stroking pleasure along the shaft. The Supreme Head Exciter (aka SHE) takes in about 3 inches only. The Autoblow 2+ strokes the whole shaft while SHE has more of a vibrational movement just on the head of the penis. The Autoblow can be used completely hands-free while SHE cannot. However, SHE is very discreet and is great for travel. SHE also takes 4 AA batteries, which means SHE is very portable (as opposed to the Autoblow 2+ which plugs into the wall) but it also means having to purchase more batteries (and the danger of running out of power mid-session).
But what’s that saying…? “Opposites attract.” And in this case, I think that’s true. They are a great pair to have in your toy box so you have a great toy for any occasion that may arise.
Autoblow 2+ vs X40 Water Penis Pump
If you’re looking for something that feels absolutely amazing every time, and that’s all you care about… then the Autoblow 2+ is going to be your best choice. However, if you’re looking for something that feels pretty darn good while also increasing the size of your penis…. Then the X40 Water Penis Pump is your new best friend. It can be brought into the shower or hot tub because it’s completely waterproof, and you can watch your penis grow through the clear tube. (I have to admit that was more of a turn-on than I expected). This is also a great feature if you’re using this toy with your partner. Trust me. They’ll like it. And so will you.
Autoblow 2+ Buyer's Guide
What lube should I use?
First of all I need to clear something up:
YES! LUBE IS IMPORTANT!
I don’t know how many times I’ve been asked about whether or not lube is really necessary, or if male sex toy companies are just trying to make an additional sale. Let me tell you, that is not the case. The lube is not a scam! Have you ever had a blowjob in a dry mouth? You need lube. You need to ensure that your cock doesn’t get stuck on its way in, giving you something akin to rug burn along the shaft. Imagine how painful that would be!
Lube is necessary, and the best type to use is water-based lube. I say this because although oil or silicone-based lubes can last longer, they can damage some of the delicate materials that most male masturbators are made with. Play it safe, and stick with the water-based lubes to make sure you don’t harm your stroker.
How Do I Clean It?
Thankfully, cleaning the Autoblow 2+ is incredibly simple. The sleeve slips completely out of the blue and white canister for easy washing. You can use a mild soap with warm water, or if you really want the material to last as long as possible, get one of the gentle toy cleansers specifically made for these toys. They are mild yet antibacterial which is important.
You also have to make sure that you let it completely dry before putting it away. Leaving water inside these sleeves can become a breeding ground for bacteria and odors so ensure to let them completely dry first. As for the container, because of the electrical components, never submerse it under water. The sleeve is going to be the real messy part, but if the container does get messy somehow, just wipe it with a damp, soapy cloth.
How do I Store it Properly?
I strongly suggest you purchase the storage case that is sold on the Autoblow 2+ website. It’s a soft bag that just helps to protect your precious pleasure machine when it’s not in use.
If you don’t choose to purchase the storage case then just make sure you keep it stored in a place where it won’t be in direct contact with other toys. Especially the sleeves. These realistic skin materials don’t always interact well with other stroker materials, and if they’re stored touching it can damage the sleeve. Your best bet would be to wrap each sleeve (if you’ve got more than one) in an old t-shirt or face towel so they’re not touching anything else, and then find an old box to store them in. But be sure to remember only to store them once they’re completely dry!
What It Feels Like?
In one word… Amazing. The Autoblow 2+ feels amazing.
When you lube up and stick your cock inside, you can feel the tightness of the top of the sleeve. Then as you push it further in, with the wetness of the lube against the incredibly realistic skin material, it’s hard to say whether you’re inside a warm, wet mouth… or a warm, wet pussy. But either one is fine by me!
I find that it’s when you flip the switch and Autoblow 2+ starts stroking you that it begins to feel more like a blowjob than sex - but then again I think it depends on what’s happening in your imagination. But the beads that are just behind the sleeve start stroking back and forth, and you can honestly forget about the world around you. I love to play with the speeds and see how many times I can almost reach orgasm before I finally let it go.
What I think about the Autoblow 2+
The Autoblow 2+ is one of the more expensive male masturbators that are on the market, but then again you do get what you pay for. This is by far the best male sex toy I’ve tried. Unlike others where you have to use your own two hands - something I was tired of doing which is why I started looking into these male sex toys in the first place - the Autoblow 2+ is fully automated. You can literally just lay back and relax while this incredible machine simulates one of the best blowjob experiences of your life. And then it will do it again if you want it to.
I think that the Autoblow 2+ is a wonderful, beautiful gift from creator Brian Sloan to all of mankind. The day you try this masturbator is the first day of the rest of your life.
How to get the most from the Autoblow 2+ experience
- Buy it - It’s super obvious, I know. The thing is, you can sit here and read all about it all day if you really want to, but until you have it in your sweaty, excited hands, none of this means anything. It’s really just a tiny investment when you consider the many hours of pleasure you’ll get from it.
- Try different positions - Get a blowjob while you lay on the bed. Get another one while you sit at the dinner table. Try getting down on all fours and see what happens. Just like real sex, the Autoblow 2+ feels different at all different angles. Playing around with different positions will help you find amazing ways to get off - variety is the spice of life, am I right?
- Stay lubricated - I already said it, but it’s seriously important. Not only will water-based lubricant help you from getting your dick stuck - but it’s what takes the realistic feeling to the next level. Whether you’re in a mouth or a pussy, it’s that warm, wet feeling that we all really love. And so lubricant is incredibly important if you want to get the best feeling possible.
- Take advantage of the hands-free option - One of the best things about the Autoblow 2+ is that you can use it completely hands-free. This means you can use your hands for other things: playing video games, flipping through porn on the internet, or one of my favourites - exploring other sensitive parts of my body (while flicking through porn of course) to see just how big of a load I can blow.
- Buy the different sleeves - One sleeve is definitely enough, but more sleeves are better! It’s nice to change up the experience by using the mouth sleeve one day, and the pussy the next. I also highly recommend the Real Doll sleeves. The actual Real Dolls are way beyond my price range at this point, but this is a great experience of them on a smaller scale. (If you’ve never seen the Real Dolls, Google it. They’re unbelievable.)
Overall, the Autoblow 2+ is considered to be one of the best male masturbators currently on the market, and it’s gaining popularity on a near daily basis. If you're looking for a hands-free, safe, hygienic, powerful, and effective male masturbator, you should seriously consider adding the Autoblow 2+ to your collection.
Out of all of the male masturbators out there, the Autoblow 2+ is probably one of the most well-known and it’s for a good reason. I’ve used my more than I’d like to publicly acknowledge, and it’s still in such great condition. I’ve never had any issues with it, and it knows exactly how to get me off!
For me, the fact that it’s fully automatic really adds to the realism. When I’m getting a real blowjob I’m not having to shake my hand back and forth. With most of the other strokers you still have to make that same hand motion like you’re jerking off. With the Autoblow 2+ I just put on some of my favorite porn, lean back, and let it do all the work. And the best part? I can get it whenever I want it! No questions asked.